Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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