Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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