please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
