i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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