It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
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God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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