is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
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