did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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