the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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