I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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