Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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