trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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