white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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