were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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