maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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