He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The cabbie told me fat girls shouldn't wear tight clothes, and that he feels bad for the guys that have to be underneath them, especially because their positions are "very limited" and proceeded to ask me if I had a trash can and if I could throw something away for him. Don't worry though, he promised it wasn't anything "bad". He then handed me a tied up grocery bag with a bunch of wadded up Kleenex that weighed about 3 pounds. To answer your question, yes I made it home. Fml
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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