ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
