Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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