dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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