Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
ok first of all what the fuck
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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