Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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