Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Randomize
