She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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