Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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