White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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