Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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