Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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