I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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