He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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