They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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