Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
how drunk are you?
Several
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
