Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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