"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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