I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
