shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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