my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
pray to the hookup gods
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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