I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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