Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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