I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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