3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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