Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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