I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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