I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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