This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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