I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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