Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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