you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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