What a fucking waste of an outfit
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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