dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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