Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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