I can tuck mytits in my pants
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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