If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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