all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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