On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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