Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
