are you so shy because you have an std?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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