i dont even know how to be here
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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