just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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