You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
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I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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