Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I CAN MOONWALK!
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
handjob tips. give me some.
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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